Monday, September 10, 2007
Second thoughts.
I have changed my mind, what I was after was not ethical in terms of good journalism, it was cheap tabloid,so I have decided to make this blog a weekly review of the most popular newspapers and serious Egyptian blogs. I'd rather call my writing venture: the " I wish to take Al-Ahram down" writing project.why? to be continued, next Monday.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
the why ,the what and maybe the how.
The blog was named after a small community I live in , a group of housing-estates built four years ago in Haram street .Gardinia ,for me ,is the New Egypt we all live in;Laxity,corruption,obsession with sex(hetero and non-hetero) and more sex during the summer-time ,are the norms.
With One post at a time,I shall introduce the movers and shakers ,the pimps and players,the who's who.The whole thing is intended to be an experimentation with writing ,I'll learn how to acquire an appropriate writing style while I am blogging,so please don't ever think( you my potential unlucky reader ) that any moral message would or could come out of my blog,I am keepin'em in.comments regarding writing techniques are highly appreciated,please' keep'em comin'.
Though I haven't seen her face to face,Om 3azza is a major player in Gardinia ,she's the big boss ,she's a powerful Madame with strong connections inside the vice police (el adab) and with two extra sexy and available daughters among many in her team she can go as far as she wants..She crushed all forms of defiance against her reign,her escort agency is openly providing services mainly to Saudis and Libyans through a network maintained by a certain number of loyal slick looking cab-drivers ,one of them living in Gardinia ,some guy she calls hubby and two doormen.nobody believed how strong she was until one day some of the neighbours living in the same building among them an MP called the Adab in, as sexually explicit sounds were coming loud and clear out of her apartment and ,one of the neighbours said earlier he spotted two Saudis and 4 mamacitas sneaking in one by one ,Om 3azza never resides there,one of the two doormen and a living-in house keeper take care of the guests,the Police came but before they could go straight up to check the party out ,one of the officers' cell rang ,two nods and one 'Tamam ya fandem' (SIR,yes Sir ! ) the cops just went back to their Toyotas ( they call them Atari ) and bailed out and welcome to Gardinia:courtesy of Om 3azza,aka pimp my revolution !
that was not it ,the very next day ,a group of well-built bullies with home-made weapons and bats came marching in beating-up anyone they could put a hand on while the Madame was quarter-backing operation "mornin' suckers ! " she delivered her announcement ,which from a linguistic point of view was full of verbal interjections ( mainly 'Ahaa' or screw you ) and one nice flip of the Canary ! facts now were not only on the ground but some of them slashed on the faces and bodies of the unlucky residents who tried to rat her out----to be continued.
With One post at a time,I shall introduce the movers and shakers ,the pimps and players,the who's who.The whole thing is intended to be an experimentation with writing ,I'll learn how to acquire an appropriate writing style while I am blogging,so please don't ever think( you my potential unlucky reader ) that any moral message would or could come out of my blog,I am keepin'em in.comments regarding writing techniques are highly appreciated,please' keep'em comin'.
Though I haven't seen her face to face,Om 3azza is a major player in Gardinia ,she's the big boss ,she's a powerful Madame with strong connections inside the vice police (el adab) and with two extra sexy and available daughters among many in her team she can go as far as she wants..She crushed all forms of defiance against her reign,her escort agency is openly providing services mainly to Saudis and Libyans through a network maintained by a certain number of loyal slick looking cab-drivers ,one of them living in Gardinia ,some guy she calls hubby and two doormen.nobody believed how strong she was until one day some of the neighbours living in the same building among them an MP called the Adab in, as sexually explicit sounds were coming loud and clear out of her apartment and ,one of the neighbours said earlier he spotted two Saudis and 4 mamacitas sneaking in one by one ,Om 3azza never resides there,one of the two doormen and a living-in house keeper take care of the guests,the Police came but before they could go straight up to check the party out ,one of the officers' cell rang ,two nods and one 'Tamam ya fandem' (SIR,yes Sir ! ) the cops just went back to their Toyotas ( they call them Atari ) and bailed out and welcome to Gardinia:courtesy of Om 3azza,aka pimp my revolution !
that was not it ,the very next day ,a group of well-built bullies with home-made weapons and bats came marching in beating-up anyone they could put a hand on while the Madame was quarter-backing operation "mornin' suckers ! " she delivered her announcement ,which from a linguistic point of view was full of verbal interjections ( mainly 'Ahaa' or screw you ) and one nice flip of the Canary ! facts now were not only on the ground but some of them slashed on the faces and bodies of the unlucky residents who tried to rat her out----to be continued.
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